Financial Status of Pointless Committee Agenda

Current Budget Allocation:

• 1. Unlimited funds for pointless endeavors: $100,000
• 2. Free donuts for meetings: $5,000
• 3. Catering for committee members: $10,000

Projected Expenses:

• 1. Overly elaborate PowerPoint presentations: $20,000
• 2. Unnecessary travel for committee members: $15,000

Current Status:

We have spent all the money, but we're still not sure what we're doing here. What we're doing here?

Recommended Actions:

• 1. Send a strongly worded letter to our parents asking for more money: [Write Letter]
• 2. Fire all non-essential employees: [Fire Non-Essential Employees]

Prophets and Sages

• 1. Chairperson Bob: Expert in all things Pointless
• 2. Vice Chairperson Jane: Specialist in Unnecessary Expenses